I feel like Ivey.

I think I have a good understanding of what it feels like to be Phil Ivey...unstoppable. Don't get me wrong, I obviously am just mediocre at poker and don't claim to be the next Ivey but I've experienced Ivey like results for the past month and boy is it ahhhsum. I planned on taking a few days off, but I felt pretty good after getting some sleep and a nice meal and decided to play some more. Played a little over an hour and..........wait for it........I.....WON! How shocking. Shipped $1768 in 370 hands. Was I playing like some sort of unstoppable poker savant? Um no. I suck. EV had me at -$145! EAT IT SUCKAS!